Last night, while I was rolling on my parents’ bed, nursing a stomach ache no thanks to the three servings of rice I had during dinner, my mom received a text message from my sister, Camille, saying, “Punta ka dito,may sasabihin ako sayo.“
My mom, being the teleserye fanatic that she is, panicked thinking my sister could be: a. pregnant or b. failing in school. Of course none of these scenarios was right but it did have something to do with school. When we got to my sister’s room, she was sitting on her bed, bawling her eyes out, while I sat on the bed too, laughing my butt off (sister of the year, I know). Apparently, Camille’s adviser wanted to talk to our parents after her friend was caught with a boob-shaped stress ball that my sister gifted him with. Yes, my friends, a stress ball shaped like a boob! If that’s not enough reason to laugh my butt off, then I don’t know what is. Imagine my sister’s friend happily squeezing the stress ball to release, um, “stress”! Whoever thought of making boob-shaped stress balls is a genius, or a pervert, your call.

Okay, enough of the boob ball (haha, boob na, ball pa!). More laughable is the fact that the teacher is actually taking offense over a stress ball. It just wasn’t reason enough to call my parents and demand to have a word with them. My dad said, it was because the school is concerned with the students’ welfare and development, but I say it’s because no one thought of giving the teacher a boob ball of her own. Sound reasoning, I possess it.
My sister’s boo-boo (get it? BOOBoo!) made me reminisce about my own boo-boos in high school. Like that one time my research teacher asked me if I wanted to go home after she saw me tinkering with my classmate’s bag during our last period or that time my friends and I got sent to the principal’s office after we watched a school concert, which was apparently, exclusive only to the college students. I remember being so scared at that time thinking I wouldn’t be able to graduate and my parents would kill me if they were called to see the principal, but fortunately, none of these happened and I got in and out of college alright. Life after college deserves another entry, though, we’ll get to that.
I’m thinking of moving whatever business I have from Blogger to Tumblr, what do you think? Yey or waley?
*boob-shaped stress ball photo courtesy of Lucky Cat Says Hello.